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Daddy: "Oh!"
Ayla: "What's wrong Daddy?"
Daddy: "I just remembered something I forgot to do."
Ayla: "What? Touch a bonfire? Did you forget to do that?"
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Walking upstairs
Ayla: "Daddy won't let me in the playroom because he's on the phone. (Scribbles in her notebook) I'm diagnosing him with 'Can't-come-in-atosis"
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Talking about birthdays
Ayla: "When I turn 5 I think I'm going to get adult presents." (sad face)
Mommy: "What are adult presents?"
Ayla: "You know, things like pictures and forks and spoons."
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Sitting next to me. Leans over and sings in a whisper...
Ayla: "Nationwide is on your side."
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After lunch
Mommy: "Linc are you done with your wawa?"
Ayla: "Mom, it's not wawa. It's water. We need to teach Lincoln the right way to say things."
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Random
Ayla: "Did you know soap makes me a tiny bit nervous?"
Mommy: "Why is that?"
Ayla: "Because when I drink the bath water the bubbles get in my mouth."
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Talking to a friend in the car
Ayla: "I lost my watch but I think it might be in our attic."
Friend: "We have an attic too."
Ayla: "We have 2 attics. One is messy and the other one is even messier."
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Cleaning up her room with Netta (my mom). Ayla kept asking Netta to let her know if she found her watch.
Netta: "Ayla, I didn't find your watch but I did find a toenail clipping."
Ayla: "Oh good! My mom has been looking for that for years!"
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Looking out the window
Ayla: "What a nice day! The birds are singing. The squirrels are out looking for food. The alligators are chomping their teeth..."
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